Squish is a hyper-intelligent robot who loves to stalk people for "evidence". He plans to create a robot army but he is too lazy to fulfill his dreams.

He also leads a rival Football team against the 60 Whiners, known as the "Robo-Boys". Whenever he beats McWhimples team, he gives McWhimple a bottle of car oil to drink down, much to McWhimples displeasure.